CUCUMBERS.. ARE BETTER THAN GUYS BEC…

Your Song

I spent a great deal of time this afternoon thinking of what is the appropriate song for you… I mean you told me that “When She Cries” by Restless Heart was your song for me.. C’mon that’s pretty hard to out do, right?!?! I’ve always had that song in my files, but I never got [...]

Daddy’s Dating Rules (hahaha!!!!)

Daddy’s Dating Rules
Rule 1:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule 2:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep [...]

KOYKOY…

It can be difficult for someone to hear
that they did something wrong. However,
it’s even more difficult to build a
solid relationship when one partner is
purposely hindering communication. One
has to outweigh the other. You also have to take into
consideration that his pride is
probably a little hurt. You caught him
cheating on you. He probably
sincerely believes you don’t trust [...]

ULTIMATE IT APPLICATION FORM

Ultimate IT is similar to a BF, or my Cula….. just copy the questions & answer it, if you feel like it! then paste it as “add comment” to this blog.. thanks!
BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercing/tattoos:
OTHERS:
1. Do you drink/smoke/drugs?
2. Do you like movies?
3. If so would you stay up and watch them with me [...]

LOVE IS LIKE WAITING FOR A BUS

Love Is Like Waiting For A Bus
When the bus come, you look at it and you said to yourself, “Eeee… so full…cannot sit down one”. So you said to yourself, “I’ll wait for the next one.” So you let the bus go and waited for the second bus.Then the second bus came,you looked at [...]

I love you like my lost wallet

I love you like my lost wallet.
and the TIMEZONE  token I always mistook for a one peso coin.
I love you completely unlike the blank wallet ID card I never filled out.
I love you more than my expired Visa or my Starbucks card, which still needed twenty-one more stamps before i can claim my free planner.
I love you bigger [...]

MY NEW WALLET

My old professor in college used to tell us that wallets are a lot like boys, “Dapat mong ingatan, kasi kung hindi mo iningatan baka may mangyari.”
I know what he means. I just lost a wallet, & I just lost a boy. You know, the exact same thing.
One day, you realize its gone. You try [...]

THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR BF

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT CULA

 
I hate the way you talk to me; And the way you wear your hair
I hate the way you drive your car
I hate it when you stare
I hate the way you ignore me; & the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way [...]