Monthly Archives: November 2007

CUCUMBERS.. ARE BETTER THAN GUYS BEC…

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Your Song

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I spent a great deal of time this afternoon thinking of what is the appropriate song for you… I mean you told me that “When She Cries” by Restless Heart was your song for me.. C’mon that’s pretty hard to out do, right?!?! I’ve always had that song in my files, but I never got around analyzing what the lyrics meant…  But it really was touching.. Nice lyrics if I may say so… I almost changed my mind.. hahahha!!!!

 

 

 I thought about it.. and I have two songs for you.. For some odd reason you do remind me of these songs.. maybe because i know that you like them…

Christopher Cross – I Will (Take You Forever) http://www.box.net/shared/n7k1rqo88j

I was a man who always played around in love
so quick to take
but so afraid to give enough.
But now I’ve found the one
and heaven will only know
what only my eyes can say and time can’t take away.

I was a girl who trusted no one with my heart
and the dreams that young girls  dream were just vanishing in the dark.
But now
I’ve found the one
and heaven will only know
what only my eyes can say
they say –

That I will take you forever
and there will never be, anyone else in my heart but you.
And I will take you forever
and there will never be anyone else but you
anyone else but you.

Now my touch belongs to you and I will always be your best friend
now my secrets are safe with you and the magic will never end.
Now you are the one
and heaven will only know
what only our eyes can say
they say –

That I will take you forever
and there will never be anyone else in my heart but you.
And I will take you forever
and there will never be anyone else but you
anyone else but you

anyone else but you.

That I will take you forever…(3X)

Glenn Medeiros – Love Always Finds A Reason  http://www.box.net/shared/qd5auobr90

Sometimes I think of me and you
And every now and then I think we’ll never make it through
We go through some crazy times
And there are times I wonder if I’ll keep loving you
But I always do

Seems that love always finds a reason
To keep me here believin’
When I feel our love is slipping away
Seems that love always finds a reason
To make me stay
And even through the darkest night
The feeling survives
Seems that I can just look at you
And I find the reason in your eyes

(Elsa)
I know sometimes you wish that you were free
I know sometimes you wonder what you’re doing here with me
But something keeps you by my side
Through everything, through all the times we disagree
You keep loving me

Seems that love always a reason
To keep me here believin’
When we feel our love is slipping away
And it seems that love always a reason
To make me stay
And even through the darkest night
The feeling survives
And you know when you look at me
You’ll find the reason in my eyes

whoa-oo-ooh-ooo,oh

(Together)
Love always finds a reason
To keep us here believin’
When we feel our love is slipping away
Aren’t you glad that
Love always finds a reason
To make us stay
And even through the darkest night
The feeling survives — oh …

Love always finds a reason
To keep me here believin’
When I feel our love is slipping away
And it seems that love always finds a reason
To make us stay
And even through the darkest night
The feeling survives
And you know when you look at me
You’ll find the reason in my eyes

I find the reason
I find the reason, hoh …
I found the reason in your eyes

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Daddy’s Dating Rules (hahaha!!!!)

Rule 1:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

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Daddy’s Dating Rules

Rule 2:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule 3:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule 4:
I’m sure! You’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “Barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule 5:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: “early”

Rule 6:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule 7:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiti! ng for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule 8:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool.
Places where there is darkness.
Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka – zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay.
Hockey games are okay.
Old folks homes are better.

Rule 9:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle- aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

Rule 10:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimet! er password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

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KOYKOY…

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It can be difficult for someone to hear
that they did something wrong. However,
it’s even more difficult to build a
solid relationship when one partner is
purposely hindering communication. One
has to outweigh the other.
You also have to take into
consideration that his pride is
probably a little hurt. You caught him
cheating on you. He probably
sincerely believes you don’t trust him.
Instead of giving you the benefit of
the doubt he’s going on the attack. If
you want to set things on a positive
track, your job is to assure him that
the trust you have for him still
remains.
You’ll also need to get to the root of
the reason why he betrayed your trust.

That kind of disrespect doesn’t

belong in a relationship, and
shouldn’t just be overlooked. It is
possible this is a pattern of his, but
only time will tell.
You’re really going to have to use your
intuition here. The fact that it is a
long distance relationship is going to
make that more difficult. If he’s
avoiding you, it could be a sign of his
real nature and is a serious indicator
of his communication style. To be
completely honest, I’d be less worried
about losing him than what life might
be like if he stays.

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ULTIMATE IT APPLICATION FORM

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Ultimate IT is similar to a BF, or my Cula….. just copy the questions & answer it, if you feel like it! then paste it as “add comment” to this blog.. thanks! 🙂

BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercing/tattoos:

OTHERS:
1. Do you drink/smoke/drugs?
2. Do you like movies?
3. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
4. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
5. Would you kiss my neck?
6. Are you athletic?
7. If so…what sport?
8. Would you still call me right after we saw each other?
9. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
10. Favorite part of you body?

11. Favorite part of a woman’s body?
12. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
13. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, jerk)?
14. Would you give me a kiss just because (meaning for no reason at all)?
15. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?
16. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
17. Would u have sex with me?
18. If so, what’s the soonest into our relationship you’d have it?
19. Would you tell your friends we had sex?
20. Would u let me touch u wherever?
21. How smart are you?
22. Do u have a specific body type that u like?
23. If so wut is it? (fat, skinny, chubby, athletic, etc)?
24. What would u do if i cried?
25. If i were 2 ask u out what would u say?
26. Would u make out with me?
27. If we got to the point in the relationship where I told you I loved you, what would you say?
28. Would u ever cheat on me?
29. Would u ever trust me?
30. Would you ever lie to me?
31. Would you be proud to introduce me to your friends?
32. How far would u go with me?

33. What’s your favorite color?

34. When is your birthday?

35. What is your motto in life?

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LOVE IS LIKE WAITING FOR A BUS

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Love Is Like Waiting For A Bus 

When the bus come, you look at it and you said to yourself, “Eeee… so full…cannot sit down one”. So you said to yourself, “I’ll wait for the next one.” So you let the bus go and waited for the second bus.

Then the second bus came,you looked at it and you said, “Eeee…this bus so old… surely very uncomfortable one.” So you let the bus go and decided to wait for the next bus.

After awhile,another bus came. It’s not crowded and not old but you said, “Eeee…no air-con one…and the weather is so warm, better wait for the next one.” So again you let the bus go and decided to wait for the next bus.

Then the sky started to get dark as it is getting late. You panicked and jump on to the next on coming bus. It is not until much later that you found out that you had boarded on to the wrong bus!

So you wasted your time and money waiting for what you want!
Even if an aircon bus came can you ensure that the aircon bus won’t break down or will the aircon be too cold for you?

So people. Want to make sure that what you want is not wrong. But it wouldn’t hurt to give other people a chance, right? If you found that the “bus” doesn’t suit you just press the red button and get off the bus!

But wait…I am sure all of you have this experienced before. You saw a bus is coming (the bus you want of course) you flagged it and the driver acted blur by pretending not seeing you and zoomed pass you!

The bottom line of being loved is like waiting for a bus and whether you want to get on the bus and give the bus a chance depends totally on you and walking alone is just like being out of love.

If you love someone set him/her free. If he/she comes back to you, you know they’re yours. If they don’t then it was never meant to be.Remember to always say what you mean. If you love someone, tell.

Don’t be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time, it might be too late.

Seize the day.
Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.

*not bad, for somebody who dislike having to commute, huh?

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I love you like my lost wallet

I love you like my lost wallet.
and the TIMEZONE  token I always mistook for a one peso coin.
I love you completely unlike the blank wallet ID card I never filled out.
I love you more than my expired Visa or my Starbucks card, which still needed twenty-one more stamps before i can claim my free planner.
I love you bigger than the zipper on the ridiculously small change pocket, its dwarf-sized stitching.
I love you full like the empty space where 500 hundred peso bills would have been.

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