20 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE SLEEPING WITH A GUY
1. If he knows your last name, if he doesn’t don’t bother sleeping with him at all!
2. His name – his whole (real) name atleast, not just Mr. Luvva Boi from chat.
3. Whether he has a criminal record.
4. Whether he has a kid (Hey, it helps to know if he is capable of leaving you a lifetime souvenir, or not..).
5. That he doesn’t stock up on cartoon neckties/socks/boxers. Tweety Bird undies has no place on your bed.
6. That he doesn’t expect the venue to be a carpark… Even if he drives a FORD EXPEDITION, & the two of you could roll in it like crazy.
7. That his former BOO – boiler EX doesn’t have access to his flat anymore.
8. Precisely where his webcam is (if he has any…).
9. His take on SAFE SEX & that doesn’t just mean crossing his fingers & hoping that he won’t get you knocked up!
10. If he’s the type to go call for breakfast deliveries, so the two of you can have breakfast together, or if he’ll just ignore you until you leave.
11. How he dances. This can tell a lot about how he, err…
12. That he doesn’t keep hardcore or sadistic porn mags by his bed.
13. That he doesn’t have a worrying obsession with knives, blades or guns.
14. Whether he’s likely to start sobbing his EX’s name in the throes of passion.
15. That he isn’t living with anyone who is likely to walk in on the two of you while you are doing the deed.
16. If he is planning on applying for PBB (Pinoy Big Brother) & revealing all about every woman he’s shared a bed with.
17. Whether there’s anything to worry about in his DVD collection – stalker or snuff movies, say.
18. How long it’s been since his last fling/gf (more than a few weeks… GOOD. Less than a day… BAD).
19. Whether he rates Hannibal Lecter as one of his heroes.
20. If he is married.